So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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