Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Will you blow on my dice?
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Randomize
