i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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