she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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