taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Life without a bra equals bliss.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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