Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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