All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
