so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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