Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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