So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
We left an ass print on the piano.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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