That's intense
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I don't want my vagina anymore.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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