I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Randomize
