Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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