Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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