Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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