never play flip cup with pint glasses
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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