So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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