We're like a lot better than the average bears
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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