is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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