what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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