i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Randomize
