I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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