Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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