whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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