dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
