Having a random hookup so left but love u
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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