talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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