This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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