You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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