32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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