I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
how does that bad decision feel?
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