I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
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