How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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