I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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