I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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