Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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