Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Randomize
