Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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