dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
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