he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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