it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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