I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I really don't understand how I cannot figure out how to work a fucking can opener when I'm hungover. Yet I still retained the ability to take a perfectly symmetrical picture of my erect penis and send it to every person in Matt's contacts the night before.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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