Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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