She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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