You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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