I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Randomize
