You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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