For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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