Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
The Olympian is in my bed
false alarm, still single
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