what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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