Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
I'm really busy with my period
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