im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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