I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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