She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
I think i got beer on your cat.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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