from now on my penis is your penis
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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