I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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